Looking for the definition of IMAC? Find out what is the full meaning of IMAC on Abbreviations.com! 'International Modal Analysis Conference' is one option -- get in to view more @ The Web's largest and most authoritative acronyms and abbreviations resource. What can we do to stop bullying at workplace? Why do orchestras need a conductor for performances? Select a recommended image. Upload from your computer. FACE-FUCKING-PALM I hate Apple users so goddamned much. I was messing around with my router settings and I see a setting for “MAC authentication.” It is disabled by default in my router settings. Not being retarded, I half-remember that a MAC address is probably like an IP address or something to identify separate devices in your home network, like your phone, your laptop, your PS4, your smartdildo, whatever. I have the fucking wherewithal to at least look up what MAC authentication is before I start doing more research into this router setting. My research only consisted of going to goddamned wikipedia to get a better understanding of what MAC is. () readingreading OK, it’s just as I half-remembered. A MAC address is just a device identifier thing. All sorts of Internets-ready devices have them. From time to time I see devices I don’t recognize on my home network. It’s usually just a known device that is just identifying itself stupidly to make me panic. Like instead of my phone saying, “Hi! I’m a Samsung Galaxy S4,” it instead identifies itself as Android-94343bjk. So I want to look into this “MAC Authentication” business — see if I could use it to block any neighborhood hax0rs from using my Internets. But woe unto anyone who googles anything dealing with MAC addresses You probably see where this is going. Holy SHIT are people retarded! You cannot google anything at all related to MAC without most of the results being fucktarded Appletards retardedly going “Hurrr durrrrrrr! Me am Internets! ![]() It just works lolololollll. Apple looololol.” It seems Appletards believe MAC authentication is how your router verifies that you’re using a Macintosh computer and that you should also not be left unsupervised around sharp objects. Look at this fucking shit: This article’s existence made me so fucking angry I filed a complaint to eHow.com: The author of this article doesn’t know what “MAC” means as in “MAC Authentication.” They think “MAC” means “Macintosh computer,” but in this sense, MAC stands for “Media Access Control,” and has no specific relation to Macintosh computers, Apple, Windows, Linux, or anything. Any type of computer can have a MAC address. They do not have to be a Macintosh computer. This article is completely wrong and should be removed. The author should also be banned for posting such worthless and wrong disinformation. ### Apple users, Shut the FUCK UP! This article is so goddamned stupid it needs to be repeated in full so we can fully understand the depths of its failure: How do I Set Up Mac Authentication on Verizon FIOS? By Teresa Starr, eHow Contributor Verizon FIOS Internet service operates over a fiber-optic communications network, providing fast download and upload speeds. Verizon FIOS Internet supports both the Windows and Macintosh operating system, NT and later, and OS X 9 and later. After setting up the FIOS router, you will need to configure your Mac computer. ![]() Configuring your Mac computer and setting up authentication for Verizon FIOS is an easy task that anyone can do, whether you are a beginner or advanced user. Instructions: 1. Turn on your computer. Click on the “Apple” icon on the top left-hand side of your computer screen. Select “System Preferences.” 3. Click “Network” once the “System Preferences” window opens. Click on “Ethernet.” 5. Click “Assist Me.” 6. Click the “Diagnostics” tab on the “Assist Me” screen. Follow the prompts in the “Network Diagnostics” assistant. Click “OK.” You have now set up your Mac computer with Verizon FIOS. ### After I take my medicine and calm down, I am going to pursue this matter further. Teresa Starr, your days as an eHow contributor are numbered. You have made the Scooter Computers shit list. You are going DOWN! What the fuck would compel such a goddamned idiot to A: Think they’re at all knowledgeable about a subject when they actually don’t know a goddamned thing? Like, they literally do not know a single thing about it? B: Feel that their expertise on the subject is so complete that it ought to be used to educate others? People like Teresa Starr are why we can’t have nice things.
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